It’s all home runs and after parties until your sports agent-slash-best friend tells you to get a new image STAT or you won’t get that trade you desperately need in order to be there for your family. So what’s a guy to do except hire a fake girlfriend and go on pretend dates and then ask her to marry him in front of millions of fans?
In hindsight, I shouldn’t have hired my agent’s little sister.
And I definitely shouldn’t have kissed her, or taken her to meet my family, or envisioned an actual life with her.
Three strikes I’m out. Now she wants nothing to do with me and there’s nothing fake about how I feel…I’m in love with my best friend’s sister.