I don’t care if all of the people I work with call me Elly-nezer Scrooge behind my back.
I don’t care if my family judges me because I haven’t been to a Christmas dinner in years.
I don’t even care that I spend every single holiday alone.
I’ve said that so many times that I think I finally believe it…
Then my cousin signed me up for the Secret Santa Romance dating app.
And I got matched with Ian…
Sure, he’s hot, charming, and checks every single box I can come up with on the perfect guy list but there’s no way he’s going to convince me to go on a date with him or change my perspective of Christmas with his corny jokes.
So why can’t I convince myself to stop talking to him, delete this stupid app, and get on with my life?